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The Vacation Chapter 3

The Vacation Chapter 3

"A word of advice?"

Kyle looked over at Ditka, their Czech guide, in surprise. This was the first time she has spoken to him, and she had a rather stern look on her face.

The group had straggled down to the breakfast room as each was nursing different levels of hangovers. Kyle had slept like a baby, felt great, and was the first to arrive and leave so he missed most of the others.

Now they were gathered once more with their bikes. He had given Helen and Skye a friendly good morning when they passed by, and true to their word they were not overly familiar with their morning greetings. Helen was all smiles though she moved a little stiffly and he hoped she would not have difficulty on the ride because of their fun.

They were preparing to ride to the next destination, but Ditka had sauntered close to him to give him some advice.

He smiled and nodded.

We are a small group. For the sake of harmony, we recommend you hunt for sex partners outside the group, Ditka said.

"What?" he blurted in surprise.

We have seen holidays turn ugly when guests try to have sex with other guests or the guides. The company has strict policies against the guides doing that, the woman said a little stiffly.

That's not- Kyle began but she was already walking away, message delivered.

She was dressed for riding, so she be out on the road with them today. He vowed to stay away from her if he could. Vivian was also riding with them with Jules in the support van.

He looked over at the Livingston's and they seemed oblivious to the drama that just occurred. Fiona, however, had been watching. He caught her eye. Perhaps she said something to Ditka? She looked away and went back to adjusting her helmet.

Face burning, he returned to getting himself ready.

They finally got out on the road and soon Alfred was off with Kimberly in pursuit. Ditka slipped away from the pack to keep an eye on them.

Kyle rode out in front of the group and just enjoyed the beautiful scenery and the peace and quiet.

I thought you were going to be discreet.

Kyle looked to his left and saw Skye riding next to him.

I was. I did not tell anyone. He paused for a second. But Fiona saw me leaving your room last night.

"Shit," she cursed quietly.
Yeah. Did you get a lecture from Ditka this morning? he asked.

"What?!? No!" she blurted then began to laugh.

Kyle just gave her an annoyed look. "Yeah, it's real funny having the guides peg me as some kind of sexual predator."

Skye struggled to get her laughter under control then patted him on the ass, getting a squeeze in for good measure as she bit her lip with a smile. He stared at her incredulously as the others could see. "Don't worry, I'll speak to Viv and set Ditka straight too. Your innocence is safe."

He shook his head and climbed out of the saddle to pick up his pace to leave her and the rest behind for a while.

By 1PM they reached a quaint old town where they would be having lunch. They parked the bikes with the support van and found their reserved table on the patio under the umbrellas. Kyle saw Alfred and Kimberly sitting across from each other, deep in an animated conversation. Kindred spirits, obviously. Alfred looked up with a smile when he saw Kyle approaching.

Preparing for tomorrow? Thought of something you want to race for? the man said with a grin.

Kyle just smiled and shook his head as he sat on the bench a way, down from Kimberly, leaving space for David.

"Hey! I want you motivated so you'll at least give me a little competition! Don't worry about being aggressive about naming your prize. Anything," Alfred boasted, looking him in the eye.

Kyle just shook his head. He didn't want to deal with this now.

Kimberly bounced on the bench excitedly. I know! Ask him to pay for the upgrade on the bicycle I'm using!

Kyle grinned at the woman and shrugged. "Sure. How about that?"

Alfred snorted but nodded with a wide grin. Confidence was oozing from every pore and Kyle wondered what that felt like.

Fiona arrived with Helen and Skye, and they took seats on the bench on Alfred's side, Fiona next to her husband, then Skye and Helen. The Burkeites were last with David who called out to Kyle to move down the bench one spot so he could sit at the far end. Kyle raised his eyebrows but moved next to Kimberly who gave him a brief smile.

Skye was watching him with a sly little grin, and he threw her a warning glance which Fiona unfortunately saw as well. The woman's eyebrow went up as did the corner of her mouth.

Ditka stood at the far end of the table and got their attention. This afternoon's ride is not too strenuous but there is one long climb which can be a little tiring. As well, the temperatures are rising so make sure you refill your water bottles. With a nod to the group, she headed back to the table she was sharing with the other guides.

Alfred's eyes were twinkling with excitement. He looked across at Kimberly who was sharing is excitement. You ready for the challenge? he asked.

Bring it! the petite woman chirped back at him with a big grin.

Alfred turned his eyes to Kyle. How about you? Are you going to test your mettle against us elite riders this afternoon or ride with the ladies in the pack?

Helen snorted as she drank her water, and some passed through her nose. She held her napkin to her face as she coughed with watering eyes.

Everyone looked towards her reddening face. When she settled down, she whispered something to Skye who exploded into hysterical laughter. Helen swatted her daughter's arm gently to get her to settle down.

When Skye finally got control of herself, she corrected her mother far too loudly. No mum, he said 'ride with the ladies in the pack' not 'ride the ladies in the sack'!

The table erupted with laughter and Kyle's face felt like it might ignite. Helen was also red faced as her daughter began laughing again.

Alfred was chuckling as well but was watching Kyle's embarrassment curiously. He caught his wife's knowing smile and whispered something in her ear. She gave him an annoyed look and turned her face away from him. Anger flitted across his face before he forced a smile back on his lips.

The waiters arrived with the platters of cheeses, salads, rolls, and a tureen of rich stew.

Kyle was grateful for the interruption and filled his plate with some of the delicious looking food. As they all began to eat, they made sounds of delight as the food tasted as good as it looked. Conversations returned to normal. Favorite routes at home, movies recently seen, and current events were discussed, and nobody pressed Helen or himself for details.

He stopped himself from going back for seconds though David was already having a third plate. Kyle excused himself from the table and made his way to the washroom.

As he was relieving his bladder, he heard voices arguing outside the window. He caught Alfred's voice.

What the fuck was that back at the table? he growled quietly.

"What was what?" Kyle recognized that as Fiona's voice.

"You obviously know something about the Brit's little slip of the tongue. What happened?" Alfred pushed.

"Oh, does it take a sex scandal to get you to remember you are on a holiday with me and perhaps spend a little time with me?" she hissed.

"What are you talking about? I'm with you all day!" he blurted.

Kyle urged his bladder to hurry as he did not want to hear this private stuff.

No, when you are on the bike you disappear. You asked me to come on this holiday so we could share the experience, but you ride at your own pace and leave me behind, she insisted.

We do not have to be side by side to share the experience! You know I cannot ride as slow as you! Alfred scoffed.

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