Elaborate stunts, and risible PR solutions to what are deliberately concocted problems!

 
By Stanley Collymore

Basically Kate Middleton and
likewise so in this equation  
her non-enchanting, bald
and, usually, never to be perceived
as or realistically so for that matter
significantly declared or popularly
voted the most handsome or else  
mentally inspiring dude in Britain  
or crucially elsewhere on Planet  
Earth: Mr. William Mountbatten  
Windsor; distinctly, realistically,
both personally and conjointly  
only appeal to those numbers
of brainwashed, manipulated,
correspondingly uneducated  
brownnosers; horribly obese
and the multitude of slapper
Karens; white, privileged old
men and rabid menopausal  
pensioners with embedded  
scores, which vainly they're  
hoping from their past and  
crucially unrewarding lives
to pathetically resolve and  
hopefully prior to the Grim
Reaper's edict, put to rest.

The obviously feckless and  
empty lives of people who  
most conspicuously, love
nothing better than to hastily and
so idiotically jumping at any given  
opportunity that's afforded them  
under the mantle of an evidently  
quite past its sell by date and a
perceptibly archaic and clearly  
decaying monarchy in  serious  
search for personal relevance  
in their rather pitiful live; and  
who, therefore, most heartily
and readily, accept their crap.  

And who, crucially, are these
incredibly insecure, largely
gullible and irredeemably  
pathetic persons? Unsurprisingly,
your actual as well as several of
these bogus, and make-believe  
white, Britons; who are rabidly  
more greatly concerned - as is
so blatantly transparent with  
all of them - with noticeably
so, ridiculous observances,
that they quite ludicrously  
assert to be authentically  
British traditions when in  
reality they're essentially  
nothing of the kind! And  
this, in full combination  
with their reinforced,  
vilely trite, delusional  
superiority beliefs and
odd racist conjectures,
instead of them collectively  
logically facing: the clear
unvarnished truth and  
dealing responsibly  
with the realistic  
concerns and  
the realities  
of a 21st
Century.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
17 June 2021.  

Author's Comments:
Orchestrated fear, quite bewildering ignorance and entrenched bigotry; the characteristic representation of a truly deluded; incredibly still, even in this supposedly enlightened 21st Century, a distinctly endemically class-infested country; and an evilly, perverse, sick and Brexiteer Britain!