I Tried to Cop a Feel

I never pass up the opportunity  
Sometimes it's a welcoming embrace    
Other times like this morning    
Shoed away like a thief in the night    
She told me was I very good looking    
Also annoying as fuck    
A left handed compliment if ever there was one    
I retracted and told her I was sulking    
Tell me another she said    
With a smile I left    
Came out to the living room to write this poem    
Sly smile still on my lips