How to advantageously stalk a not too bright William and aspire to be queen of a Brexiteer and disunited United Kingdom!

 
By Stanley Collymore    
 
Waity Katie: concerted stalking    
having evidently paid off and    
now proudly a Saxe-Coburg-    
Gothe-Mountbatten- Windsor and  
of course ex Middleton does little    
as likely, and absolutely nothing    
without the rightwing press, as    
always, being naturally invited    
and so naturally too, present    
because Kate distinctly loves    
significantly in truly lapping    
up each iota of the so idiotic    
adulation, of the dimwitted    
fawning, avidly hereditary    
Windsor sycophants. Aptly    
so with the charisma of an  
ironing board either singly  
or in the rapt presence  of    
her distinctly so, pathetic    
quite likeminded, bald-headed;  
similar  to Kate; mundane and    
pathetically boring not readily    
clever husband, William; and    
despite her very exceedingly  
expensive, and enormously  
unfit dress attire, massively    
and stupidly looks like one.    
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
19 May 2021.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Delusional Brexit, empire loyalists and little Englanders Britain totally and very absolutely with triggered monarchists as far as the eye can see.  So humorously entertaining to quite leisurely read the outraged and obviously foaming at the mouth comments made by you in support of your hereditary family and perceived social betters.  
 
Intelligent stuff not! But keep the vile and sick outrage coming, you idiotic dummies even though it won't make any difference to your pathetic lives!