R AND R FAUX MEMORIES

Welcome to another fresh new edition of  
the regrets radio show made especially
for Dream Hunters, Bleak Freaks, Serious
Records Collectors and Enthusiasts across
the emotional rollacoaster of melancholic
memerable moments and special occasions a  
pre-historic anthorboric procrastination.  
 
DJ-Preists and general Muso Mentalists are  
here crafting the show with love and longing,
fear and loathing made by wishful w-nkers for  
whistful wanderers to look, listen or remember.
Made by unrequited lovers heartbreak and aiming
to serve a stiff two fingers to the nasty  
conscience police.  
 
This is all the fun of the fair (and un-) as  
recorded by chemical subconscious via: past  
drama, 'new' self-historical scenarios and a deep  
impediment to account, in acuracy, situational  
encounterisms and delusions of persecutory predicuments
in passive agressing, self-destructive tune as  
in hindsight - an habitual hindrence -  
in the immediate time, a blessing.  
 
Here we are heading down to Condemnation Street
for a bit of auld aural contradictive contraband,
and car boot soul searching from the 'heart' or
is it all in the head? Bric a Brac Bad-taste acculades
custom crafted by you with ridcule in mind. From the  
finest purveyors of predjudice and irrational  
excellence - go back in the mix to continue tripping
the rejectional fandango.  
 
Don't hesitate to wait as another heafty slice of  
exstensive eccentric melange is served, chopped  
and sliced with lashings of grim goodness.  
Treating as nostaligia coated medicine for the
spiritually debauched. We aim to provide an  
alternative to the hum drum of normal / corporate  
contentment, chocked full of oddities, rarities  
and a few classic joy and happiness killers..  
 
...along with a whole heap of preconceptions  
probably featuring the best future regrets that  
you have yet to forumulate. Welcome to my world!
 
Thank you for tuning in to  
Regrets Radio FM.