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Sexual Kung Fu - Part II

 
Whatever horny poem I try to do
Inevitably, I leads to Sexual Kung Fu
Before in protest you raise your hand
read 'til the end and you might understand.

Simply looking at her erotic face
Invading her luxerious space
Shriveling under her superior gaze
Confused, they feel their testicles contract,
and they can't ignore the fact,
that
their dormant penises start to grow
their stagnant semen starts to flow

All healthy men passing her in the streets,
want to take her on silky white sheets.
Want to fuck her instantly, on the go,
want to fuck her, first rapidly, then slow

Her body: sexy, slim, petite
rich plumb bum, long shiny legs
puts horny healthy men on heat.
Instantantly fertilizing her waiting eggs,
is all they can think of, if they smell her scent.
All their sperm they want to spend.

Driven by primal desire and lust,
fucking this woman, they think, they must.
But she ignores them in the most cruelest way there is,
she hugs another man with a long lingering kiss.
They realize this woman is already taken
Their self-esteem shattered and supremely shaken.

So strong is her effect on every man with a dick
They would slump to their knees to give her a lick
if she asked them to, in the middle of town, making them beg her to be fucked, beg her to be blown.

That she has driven decent men insane in the past,
has been whispered, is well known all over town.
Down in disgrace goes another clown,
loosing his wife, house, pants and anything else of his own.

To withstand such power is no easy task
"What must I do?", you might eagerly ask.
How can I tame a woman so sexy and strong?
Do I need a cock thick, throbbing and long?

No

You play it cool, don't be a fool
You play it strong
You give her that fright
that you might
not fuck her tonight

That's after you waited patiently
for her tide to rise.
You had licked her occassionally
and measured up the size
of her growing lust
but not hastily you must
deliver that first crucial thrust.

No, no, no - you must linger,
use your tongue, use your finger
Before you plant your fresh strong tree,
you need to water her and
set her free.
You need to find the key
that unlocks
her unpenetratable prudish box
containing all her unconscious blocks.

Before you plough her fertile soil
you slowly boil her thick rich oil
When she is fully done, slightly rare, but cooked
your cock, still slightly under cooked,
will start to play.
Ready, dripping, now fully hooked
she takes in anything, in any form or way.

Sophisticated pretty lady
turned desperate horny mare,
wants it from behind now
her forehead on a chair
Soaking wet cunt wide open
inviting your cock unspoken
Sexy plum bum high in the air

In this primal state of fertilness
she doesn't really care.
She would take one or two batallions
of waiting soldier stallions,
and milk them fair and square

You fuck her any way you like
whatever you do will feel alright
Forgetting who she was and is
she is begging you for thrusting bliss.

Don't try to be clever, try to do right
simply fuck her with all your might
Put your finger up her bum
and very important - make her come,
before you hastily loose your load
in her pussy, arse or throat

Make her come as often she desires,
whatever you do, don't cross her wires
because its your job as man and stallion,
to satisfy her, avoid rebellion

But If you want to be her thorough master
don't ejaculate when she is done, not even after
Before you protest, fret and snort,
dust off your French,
avoid "Le petit mort"

"What the fuck?", you probably wonder,
why would I resist my ejaculating thunder?
Why wouldn't I reward myself?
What is this?
Why wouldn't I dive into orgasmic bliss?

But before you
dismiss,
or diss
or take the piss,
listen you fool,
and don't miss
a word I say.
Better pray
that you grasp
this ancient way
of using cock, cunt and hand
and fully understand
that it may
unveil
the golden grail.

Sexual Kung Fu it's often called,
and if you are wise and smart,
you learn this taoistic art.
Now listen, you fools, and nod,
it converts a man from an animal to a god.
It uses your sexual juice.
This devine sex energy you use,
but not to make babies and have a blast,
not through quick shagging, loosing it fast.

You haven't realised yet that in this skillful game
ejeculation and orgasm is not the same
Blow your sperm and you are mostly done,
keep it and you can come and come
a million times, day after day,
and you can fuck forever
in any percievable way.
Your energy rises,
your lust transforms
into  miraculous, most amazing forms.

It enters your brain and blows it apart,
it floods your whole body, conquers your heart
The practise needs discipline, it can be arduous and hard,
but you can not even imagine
the divine reward

If you are curios and inspired, you horny soldier,
Especially when growing older and colder
Start beating your cock
on a daily basis
but don't loose your sperm in a sexual oasis.
If you come, squeeze your bum,
clench your teeth
ignore your contracting balls underneath
Pull the energy up your spine
Repeat, repeat -
you are doing fine
Sense the energy
blissfully sublime.

With practise you will get bolder and bolder
You will stop too late,
splatter your shoulder
You will love it, what a big relief,
until you realize and start to grieve
the loss of your mojo,
your vital force,
you roam the streets
like half-dead horse.
The French call it
"Le petit mort"

But the next time
you massage your member,
before it's too late
you will remember
how you felt
after the last explosion,
this dreadful draining energy erosion
But once again
before its too late,
you will take charge
of your spermal fate

You will circle many moons
Desperately consulting other loons
( like me)
But eventually it will come,
that fateful day
An orgasm blows
but your sperm will stay
(you'll see)
It feels more gentle
like that first innocent kiss
but with more practise
you will harvest never ending bliss

Now begins the joyful ride
independent of your hormonal tide.
Orgasmic fireworks left and right

Now, that you finished your apprenticeship,
to become a master,
you need the mentorship
of a wise woman's teaching
to avoid the disaster
of a looming accidental slip
when you sink you swollen tip
into her waiting flooded canyon
thoroughly urging your companion
to fuck her faster and blast her.

She needs to thoroughly understand
that a non-spitting cock is her very best friend.
She needs to fully grasp
that an everlasting mast
will supersede and outlast
the short-lived joy and fun
of hot sperm shooting down her bum

With her full understanding and support,
after bravely penetrating her fort,
she allows you to retreat your troops
before a red-faced, "Sorry !! Oops"

She will wisely invest into your holding power
eagerly anticipating the golden shower
when you eventually fuck her sensless
surrendering defenceless
to your relentless hammering cock
screaming "Yes, Yes Yes !!" in her ecstatic rhythmic shock
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