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So Predictable

Velvet and white chocolate mocha  
Swirling around a hole  
Cream of butter or cream butter
Swedish prime minister
 
Oblong is the most common form  
Cucumber is the most common type  
Lettuce is the most common ingredient  
Tomatoes were also found in a variety  
 
Dill was a little late for the day
Lover girls have been in a bit of both
A sexy six hour trip with your tits
Coffee enima in the shower
 
German Pointer could not have any
Vulgar display of an old bitty
 
It’s always good to be reminded ☺️
Written by DCLXVI_1989 (Garrett Asa Hughes)
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There's just no other explanation, ya know?
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