Welcome to Middle Times

Sometimes the best gifts aren’t immediately recognizable. Like if your Secret Santa strolled out of a Stargate portal / Kung Fu Panda Holy Immortal / Meets the Coke bottle Effect / Jiu jitsu like sex / Presents the ultimate incentive for movement / I was lent what no one else was used to / Groove it true / Mindful of my own underlining space / Grime and grace / The kind you can taste / My kind emerges when the world hits the brakes / Blindly untangle handfuls of snakes? / Sure. Sounds like I was making out with Medusa / If that’s what moves ya / Thus spake Zarathustra / I was made when the news was the most boring thing TV could do to ya