God Can Wait
There will be no flowery tropes here.
There is an order to things.
I will not have that order interrupted.
Certain events, not withstanding,
I intend to meet my maker in the following manner.
Varying any of these items will result in an unpleasant ghostly visitation.
My burial ensemble will be of the current haute couture.
Well tailored, (leave the zipper undone in case of bloating).
The Blahnikís are indeed the correct size. Cut off my toes if need be.
Makeup will be my usual application.
Do NOT attempt any other lipstick than Tillburyís Pillow Talk.
It doesnít bleed and will last for eternity.
My hair WILL be colored before that box is nailed shut.
The hairdressers name and number are in my address book.
She knows what to do.
There will be no mourning.
You will all sing and dance a jig.
Iím one less thing to worry about or gossip over.
I have only one desire before I go.
To ensure you know how much I loved you.
For that God Can WAIT!
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