Plum juice for weight loss
Lemon juice to start your day
Apple juice, no! Full of sugar
And orange juice brings on decay..
Tea is full of caffiene
Coffee is a caffiene fiend too
What the fuck am I supposed to drink?
Water, it looks like it's just you!
Can't face beer or real ale these days
Jack Daniel's is my danger zone
Vodka, yukk! no thanks my friend
And I'm not drinking whisky on my own...
Milk has always been a favourite
That's healthy isnt it? So were told
Fuck it I'm gonna drink all of the above
Who cares now, I'm already old...
(Sunday bored days)