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Flag Waving Patriots

while driving in a quiet
residential neighborhood
my eyes were drawn  
to a nice home
with a flagpole in front
proudly displaying the
stars and stripes
 
for a moment i felt a twinge of patriotism
 
then i noticed
that below the
red white and blue symbol of my country
 
there was a second flag
lovely blue and white
with bold lettering
 
proclaiming
 
“F&*K BIDEN”  
(but real letters instead of the
ampersand and asterisk
if you know what i mean)
 
which surprised me because this is
 
a nice neighborhood with parents  
and strollers
school kids with  
training wheels
teenagers with cellphones
grandmas and grandpas
 
you know real Norman Rockwell stuff
 
so a flag with the word  
“F&*K”  
on it seemed somewhat out of place
 
i pondered it a bit and my brain
didn’t answer any
questions but it did raise a few:
 
(i am assuming they are
referring to Joseph Biden
and not one of his children
or the lovely Dr Biden
but you know what happens
when we ass/u/me)
 
1. i wonder if this flag-bearing patriot
means ‘i want to f&*k President Biden’
 
2. and if so
does that mean he loves him
 
3. or that
he finds him sexually attractive
 
4. and if so
and the president agrees to it
then it could be quite the intimate relationship
(i’ll be watching the tabloids)
 
5. if JB doesn’t wish to be
f&*ked by this person
then it would be non-consensual
(AKA rape)
which would be in all the papers
 
so the biggest question
that comes to mind is
 
6. how does grandpa interpret this for the teens
 
7. and how do mom and dad explain to their kids  
when they ask
 
(when i was a kid in the stone age
i think someone would probably have  
yelled at them
or set the flag on fire
[not the stars and stripes one]
and maybe burn the house down too)
 
just a few random
thoughts from my  
relaxing drive
through the neighborhood...
 
i think i’ll take a
different route tomorrow
 
(c) 2021 Raibeart Bruis
Written by Kinkpoet
Published | Edited 5th Apr 2021
Author's Note
Third entry for National Poetry Month forum. I changed the category from Observational to Erotic since it was flagged as “extreme content’ and resulted in disqualification by the organizers of the NaPoWriMo competition. You are herby warned.-KP
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