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Dough bowl, dough bowl;
a few churns of milk bubbles.
The General mills up my pasta
and presents the box of my troubles.

A pock o' lips now
down my war-torn English Channel.
They call me Chanel
and unseal my manhole.

No shame, it's a vigil,
and everyone's got a candle.
It's the real deal. Tyson TV dinner:
the new green meal!
I'm the bun and the heels
in cheap prison sandals.

QAnon captain,
Matey-O's cop a feel,
and fill me up to the ceiling,
(apparently my jump pants
are sewn damned appealing.)

As always, I'm winging it.
Jailbirds never sing...
as I eat my blue moons,
purple horseshoes and cock rings.

Marshmallows for breakfast,
my pillows eat brooms.
Turning Trix into loops
for the fruit of my looms.

I split my legs,
black-guyed peas cumming soon...
to the haters near you,
tie knees to a tomb.

ItcH IVy, poison oak,
morning wood; chicken pop...
Boom-Boom, steam ahead!
Mumbai Bai Bai, acai, ai-y;
yet another black guy.

A tray you bee,
Nut 'n' Honey gŁey laid;
semi-colon, FULL colon:
pushing daisies deflowered.
Butt at least I got AIDS
whenever I needs to take a shower.

One two, buckle my shoes...
though I know I'm wearing sandals.
They say bend over,
while they workout my love handles.

Don't lift, just wait...
Why not, find a four leaf clover?
Their damned soles in distress,
back at home-o,
because my man friends
all drive LandRovers.

Broke down in the yard,
sea doggin' the sand
when I cunt use my hands,
it's my mouth batter up!
Fish fried fuckin' hard,
but feel free to call me flounder.
They say, "Kid's got a mouth,
better fuck his brains out
'n' retard'er."
I get first AND second place...
Everyone else cums in turd.
I'm queen of the Hill...
Billy's Balloon: my anus is bleeding.

Breakfast'll be back soon.
Until then, good nightstick,
enjoy the Selsun Blue.
Written by arortiz73 (MTP)
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