Pasties and Doctors

As a woman one should know
The annoyance of hospital gowns
Of being instructed to remove everything
Shirt and bra must go when you visit an office
Where they have to attach cords and sensors all over
I guess I may be considered weird or odd
But after the fourth Er visit I just kinda snapped
Bought a 150 pasty pack from an online shop
I don't bother wearing bras to the doctors anymore
Just gotta pick the pasty that vibes with the day
Plain black Xs, glittery stars, holographic scales
Hearts, flowers, circles, so many shapes to explore
Just can't stand the eyes of nurses and technicians on me
And it's funny how a small patch of sticky fabric
Can remove that shame people have instilled in me
I don't care if it's obvious that I'm not wear a bra
As long as you can't see my nipples through my shirt
I can vibe the day away or at least I can fake it