Stressing for a Dressing Most Pressing

 

That dress she was wearin' seemed to cause lottsa
s t r e ss there in thee wide old yonder world

thee gods was playing on the chickens,
and there the plop plop tickens, (still stressin'
that lovely dressing of yours, baby,
jus'like it were fifty yearo's au'go'go.
and
O! the distressings that'a mess'ed up so
many
   a
mind
   at
  it's
messing
  it's
messiest,
   has         followed the progress of those of
    us           quite undeserving
    of            a mistress so blythe, like
                    gossamer in the mild of summer
                                 phan'tazies,
                    and so guiltless are they who're que'd up
                    at the DA's desk, jest awaitin' on the pronounce
                    ment of they's villany.
"Sir,             you are butt a bloody cur, standing so unimpressed
         y'd      confess this jollyfckn fest be worth the best
                    that money mountains can buy,
                    so so more is the better best of our incoming guest,
                    & make one'a them jelly pies, as you would so form
                    the  bequest, here to test the best of the era!

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