You Ain't My Friend

All I do is appreciate you
All I get back is a big fuck you
 
 I will trip you while you're up
   Kick you when you're down
   You are such a fuckn clown
 
         You ain't my friend
 
You want a dick exploding good time
All I'm doing is hard time
Choke on this rhyme
You ain't catching this dime
 
You run like a clucker
You scared motherfucker
I'll be out of this jail
And you'll still be in hell
 
Sit your ass down
Just for pain
I'll rip it apart
Your ass will be my piece of art
 
      I'll trip you while you're up
      Kick you when you're down
      You're such a fuckn clown
 
             You ain't my friend
 
You think I'm being cold
How did I get so bold
'Cause your bullshit so old
It's got black mold
 
Who am I?
Who I be?
I am  ( girl's name )
The fuckn Queen of thee
 
You'll remember my name
Just the same
Were you always this lame?
 
I'm prime time news
You just fuckn lose
I can climax
Bigger than IMax
 
All you'll be  
Is my pussy's leech
So on your knees
And suck my peach
 
Go ahead and sit your ass down
Wearing that fake ass crown
You call that King dick
I'd take one lick
To get to that tootsie roll stick
 
    I'll trip you while you're up
    Kick you when you're down
    You're such a fuckn clown
 
          You ain't my friend
 
You still wanna lil' poke
That's the biggest joke
You may have a dick  
But not one I'd pick
 
Why's your dick in your hand
You half ass of a man
Better start to lick
Bum ass prick  
 
Is that your bitch?
The west is missing it's ugly witch
Loin, Tinman, and Mr. Scarecrow
All had that hoe
Shaggy, Scrappy, Scooby doo too
Curly, Larry, and Moe  
Still fuckn the hoe
 
You call that a dick
It ain't even a stick
It's a twig
With a wig
 
You still wanna be dick dipping
You must be tripping
'Cause .......
         I STILL AIN'T YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND