IF I WAS YOU

if i was you
and you was me
i'd shake that thing
like an apple tree
and drop that drape
and swing that swank
and flash them eyes
and jig that jank

i'd pull the stops
i'd play it 'round
i'd pull it up
and slide it down
i'd do it right
i'd make it sing

i'd do all that
to that good thing

i'd hold it tight
and turn it loose
i'd play it hard
and squeeze that juice
'cause i'd be you
and you'd be me
and i'd know how
to set you free