You're too Young for Redemption and I'm too Old to Give a Shit

Redemption takes a lot of energy
Time better spent on other matters of state
Perhaps I could invoke the redemption clause for early pandemic actions
Like hoarding Charmin toilet paper ( Soft )
Maybe I iced out someone on that
But the guy online charged me triple
So fuck redemption there
Or the 5 cartons of disinfectant wipes I scored
I did send some to a friend upstate
So no redemption needed there either

Now that I think of it
Redemption makes good copy when writing poems
I've written tons of them
Anything I was redeeming for was gone in an instant
Like drinking too much
Was usually on my second drink during those writes
Or sex texting with my beautiful work supervisor
It takes 2 to tangle
Sorry none there either

Hey the only people who should redeem are people with dogs
Who think you don't see them when they don't pick up their dog's shit
I see everything
You're busted
The rest of you are safe
Keeping walking the walk
No religion
No cares
Secular and Sexy

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