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BEAUTIFUL VULVA CONTEST

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It had been talked about,
batted around, pro
and con issues discussed,
and finally, it was decided
by an International Committee
to sponsor and organize
an international
BEAUTIFUL VULVA CONTEST.

The contest was promoted
on all Continents with a desire
to have contestants from
every part of the world.
Were there differences in
the beauty of vulvas around the globe?
Regional contests were held
to answer this question.

The emphasis was on the
"Vestibule", so-called by the
average person. The emphasis
was on the labia majora or
"outer lips" or skin folds.

As the contest came to the end
7 contestants were selected to
participate in the final contest in Paris.

The Judges consisted of 7 members,
three women and four men.
Each contestant was allowed to
present her vulva in what she
considered the most attractive way.

One shaved her vulva completely.
One lady shaved half of her vulva.
An interesting one was shaved and colored orange.
One lady placed curly twists in her mound of hair.
One of the contestants left her's in the natural.
One lady used oil to "plaster down" her pubic hair.
One lady bleached half of her black hair blond.
The Judges took an unusual amount of time
to reach their decision. Which lady had the
most beautiful vulva?
The results were announced to an anxious audience.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our decision,
EVERY VULVA IS EQUAL IN BEAUTY...THEY ALL WIN."

I gladly volunteer to Judge any additional
VULVA CONTESTS,

Written by TheOralizer
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