DOES WEIGHT MATTER?

POUNDS!

She was sitting, no
not really, her hips were
hanging over the barstool.
She had the, as one might expect,
a beautiful smile set in
a gorgeous face and a personality
that would charm
the champion of negativity.
She's what has been classified
as a B&B--Big and Beautiful--lady.
Soon we were engaged in small talk
and buying each other drinks.
The bottle loosened our tongues
as we engaged in more familiar
talks about sex, romance, and
making love.
She leaned over and whispered
in my ear, "Do you think I'm too
large, fat, or overweight?"
I replied that I didn't think
so but would like to find out.
After an amazing night of love
making, exploring every possible
pleasure, I smiled at her and
said, The answer to your question
is NO, your weight doesn't matter.
The scales of love, passion, and
erotic pleasure is measured not
by pounds but by orgasms.

How much do you weigh?