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A Possible Hangover Mistake

Xander made it to
the bus stop just in time to
see some chick walking
naked towards him and thought
she wanted him to fuck her.

At first, he figured
that she was about to get
down on her knees and
unzip his pants in order
to suck on his dude piston.

Or maybe, to have
him stuff his joystick inside
her honey pot but
that's before she said, "Here's your
wallet. Found it on the couch."

That made Xander rub
his eyes and see that it was
his next door neighbor
Kendra who had the New Year's
Eve party the night before.

And after she gave
him back the wallet, Kendra
asked Xander, "Are you
going to be okay now?",
before he shrugged and said, "Sure."

And as soon as she
left the bus stop, Xander had
let out a sigh of
relief and said to himself,
"That was so embarrassing."