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Jackass

Jackass the word Police, sirens a blaring Heehaw heehaw heehaw ( sounds of a donkey), policing any heartfelt compliment, looking to add fun.
Nothing more pleasurable then adding praise with a smile from a salvaged old pun, Jackass says he, ''Heehaw heehaw heehaw ways calls me that, ''Hey Jackass''.
Admiration and mad respect accompanied by a quip or recycled joke, best beware of some foolish insulting word policing jealous bloke.
Sirens a blaring Heehaw heehaw heehaw,  Jackass says he , heehaw heehaw heehaw ways calls me that,''Hey Jackass''!
Written by Feet-Fanatic
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Spun off of an old joke, 2 strangers sitting in the bar drinking all night. All night the bartender says to one of them every time he finishes his draft beer, 'Hey Jackass you want another'' , with a nod the bartender brings him a fresh draft, this goes on all night until last call. Bartender says, jackass you want one last one for the road and the other guys gets angry, Hey dude you gonna let him call you a jackass all night and not slug him''?  the other guy speaks up and says, alllllllllll Heehaw heehaw heehaw ways calls me that..........hahaha
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