Twisted Tea

 
Look, I’m not a violent man nor do I really condone violence
But if folks want to go around and insult others, go right ahead
Eventually they’re going to push the wrong (or the right) button
And in this case they got a nice Twisted Tea right to the head

Motherfuckers out here got some nerve disrespecting people
Well then sometimes they get exactly what they deserve
A lesson needs to be taught rather quickly, swiftly and briskly
With a nice ice-cold Twisted Tea, chilled and promptly served
 
It’s real bullshit the way some grown-ups tend to behave
Thinking there are no consequences for the things they say
But life and Karma do tend to have a little twist of their own
When a sudden severe case of Twisted Tea comes into play

Again, I don’t condone violence but it’s basic human nature
To get mad at a dumbass running his mouth like he’s in the yard
The world has many bigots and idiots who don’t know their limits
But it looks like Twisted Tea does the trick because it can hit hard