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An Unexpected Scew

Forgive me I’m a ladies man
Keep an eye out for your girl
If you don’t watch her close
I’ll take her for a whirl

So happens I like married ones
Happily is best
She still might need a tune up
A little crankshaft test

I promise when I give her back
She’ll run as good as new
Sometimes all a lady needs
Is an unexpected screw
Written by LostViking (Lost Viking)
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Author's Note
I knew an older guy who gave a tune up to several married ladies.
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