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Clumsy

The clumsy robber stealthily
Approached the  house.
Dark of night.
Stepped on the sprinkler mode,
Set it off, got  all wet
Just as the lights went on,
A shotgun appeared
And, running away, was shot
In the ass.
Written by robert43041 (Viking)
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