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New Year's Wish (I Hope that the Bard Might Approve)

Some might call it absurd:
I’m in bondage to words—
I get off on the words that I write!
Just a masochist nerd
grinding parchment with verbs
Jacking off in iambic delight!

…But sometimes anapest
when I fancy a jest
In my mind’s eye, a hot dominatrix
And she’s always undressed
but for bustiered breasts
And a whip, just to cover the basics!

Any verse that is free
doesn’t do it for me—
For I crave the strict rhythm and rhyme
Either rude repartee
or a ball-busting knee—
A tight poesy screws with my mind!

My more ludicrous bent
that requires I vent
Fascination with pencil and penis
For a fetish that’s meant
to transcend my consent
To castration of balls, but not genius!

A trochee written for
a girlfriend who is bored
With a boyfriend who’s under-endowed
And her wish that his drawers
held a cock big as Thor’s
I admit is just ground over-ploughed.

It is not much ado,
nor a taming of shrew
But I hope that The Bard might approve
Everyone likes a screw
so the words that I spew
Are designed to arouse and amuse!

Too much whisky and beer
knocks me flat on my rear
And by midnight I’ll be fast asleep
So I'll wish you good cheer
to ring in the New Year…
I’ll be fucking, not counting, those sheep!

May you each get more than you deserve in the coming New Year!

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