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Boomer Rang

Cranium condom,
space-time continuum.
Conundrum say cheese...
fumunda above my knees.

Outback's a stake-out
in my bubble untundra.
Three coats minimum;
Scrape the linoleum
in my ass-rape- condominium.

You won't cum to the Donning
of a new Millennium.
Welcome (M)y die-a-tryb-
itching apoptotic perennium,
day dreaming in the mirror
lithium, selenium.

Asymmetric (M)astectomy,
disassociative identity...
don't order your dichotomy,
while screaming "you're a dick to me."
Better than vasectomy:
this AND I MEAN THIS,
is the current trajectory.

No more brainchildren,
better opt hysterectomy!
Until then, douche with chlorine
(some name that rhymes with flourine).

Tarot doesn't root
your Poe-looted bone marrow.
Harrow from the crystal,
you scarecrow Jack Sparrow.
arortiz73
Written by arortiz73 (MTP)
Published | Edited 20th Feb 2021
Author's Note
I have diarrhea. 🙂
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