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Kitchen of Love

Hey there cheese, slowly spread over my cracker
Holy Japanese, when you're cookin' you ain't no slacker
You naughty little thing, cook those Hungarian sauces
Oooh such a spicy sting, I want to fuckin' drown in your sauces

Can you stand the heat in the Kitchen of Love?
I hope you prepared for the feast
It really fills your but, you don't have to worry
Take this banana, gently pull back its peel
Unlike Santana, it'll make a good meal
Make a good meal

Open that oven and slide it in
I've got sourdough for two
Fuckin' butter it up, use the margarine
We ain't gotta knife so we've gotta spoon

Can you stand the heat girl, in the Kitchen of Love?
I hope you prepared for the feast
It really fills your but, you don't have to worry
Where's my reasoning, I need to smoke less grass
I forgot to inject the seasoning to make that flavor last
Make it last

Open that oven and slide it in
I've got sourdough for two
Fuckin' butter it up, use the margarine
We ain't gotta knife so we've gotta spoon

Taste my sweet pepperoni
As I taste your sweet rigatoni
Taste my sweet pepperoni
As I taste your sweet rigatoni
Rigatoni, fuckin' rigatoni
Author's Note
This is actually one of the first songs I ever wrote on guitar. Thought I'd give people a good laugh and share it.
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