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Hey Asshole...Keep Your Distance

(A Children's Poem by Walter's Alt...

Wally shut the fuck up I don’t need an introduction
People are starting to figure out my kind of productions
You just sit your ass back and let me spit this sick verse
Because this split personality shit is now in my universe
 
I’m still pissed at that motherfucker from last week
Not wearing his mask like he thought he was so chic
Remember the checkout line when we said “what the heck
Did we just feel this asshole breathe down our neck?”
 
I know we turned around and gave him a quick glance
Then we took a step forward to keep some distance
But the covidiot came close again and we felt his breath
It’s because these morons really don’t care about death
 
The second stare we gave him made him understand
If it were me, I would have given him the back of the hand
Sometimes you need to shank a skank and drop a fool
Because being that close in a pandemic was not cool
 
Wally, I know you try to be civil and nice without a doubt
But these are the times when you gotta let me out
I’ll handle your business because I know you’re not hood
But sometimes I just wish a motherfucker would
 
So kids, gather around the screen wherever you are
If you’re wearing your masks, you all get a gold star
But if a stranger comes close to you being persistent
Just say: HEY ASSHOLE, BACK THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YOUR DISTANCE
Written by wallyroo92
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