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Hey Asshole...Keep Your Distance
(A Children's Poem by Walter's Alt...
Wally shut the fuck up I don’t need an introduction
People are starting to figure out my kind of productions
You just sit your ass back and let me spit this sick verse
Because this split personality shit is now in my universe
I’m still pissed at that motherfucker from last week
Not wearing his mask like he thought he was so chic
Remember the checkout line when we said “what the heck
Did we just feel this asshole breathe down our neck?”
I know we turned around and gave him a quick glance
Then we took a step forward to keep some distance
But the covidiot came close again and we felt his breath
It’s because these morons really don’t care about death
The second stare we gave him made him understand
If it were me, I would have given him the back of the hand
Sometimes you need to shank a skank and drop a fool
Because being that close in a pandemic was not cool
Wally, I know you try to be civil and nice without a doubt
But these are the times when you gotta let me out
I’ll handle your business because I know you’re not hood
But sometimes I just wish a motherfucker would
So kids, gather around the screen wherever you are
If you’re wearing your masks, you all get a gold star
But if a stranger comes close to you being persistent
Just say: HEY ASSHOLE, BACK THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YOUR DISTANCE
Wally shut the fuck up I don’t need an introduction
People are starting to figure out my kind of productions
You just sit your ass back and let me spit this sick verse
Because this split personality shit is now in my universe
I’m still pissed at that motherfucker from last week
Not wearing his mask like he thought he was so chic
Remember the checkout line when we said “what the heck
Did we just feel this asshole breathe down our neck?”
I know we turned around and gave him a quick glance
Then we took a step forward to keep some distance
But the covidiot came close again and we felt his breath
It’s because these morons really don’t care about death
The second stare we gave him made him understand
If it were me, I would have given him the back of the hand
Sometimes you need to shank a skank and drop a fool
Because being that close in a pandemic was not cool
Wally, I know you try to be civil and nice without a doubt
But these are the times when you gotta let me out
I’ll handle your business because I know you’re not hood
But sometimes I just wish a motherfucker would
So kids, gather around the screen wherever you are
If you’re wearing your masks, you all get a gold star
But if a stranger comes close to you being persistent
Just say: HEY ASSHOLE, BACK THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YOUR DISTANCE
Published 13th Dec 2020
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13th Dec 2020 12:02pm
I love alternate universe Walter! does he sport a goatee? (from Southpark... all alternate universe versions of ourselves must have goatees so we can tell them apart!! Lmfao) This was epic and My alternate universe self needs to go shopping with your alternate universe self... and then we can watch the mayhem ensue from afar...
Mwahahahaha!!
💜
xoxo
loved this spill!
Mwahahahaha!!
💜
xoxo
loved this spill!
14th Dec 2020 8:17pm
Dear Blue, thanks for the comment for adding to your RL. Yes, I love me some SouthPark because it just pushes the imagination.
In the alternate universe we can be free and creative without having to worry about the consequences, it's just when they want to sneak over to this side when it's the problem.
Glad you enjoyed it.
In the alternate universe we can be free and creative without having to worry about the consequences, it's just when they want to sneak over to this side when it's the problem.
Glad you enjoyed it.
13th Dec 2020 3:50pm
good morning dearest Wally I freaking love this
I have a personality that handles business as well
my alter ego and yours should write together
this bloody fantastic...
you make me smile on a serious note this covid is no joke
I wear my mask and keep my distance
some people just don't care...
you got to check them without causing a fistfight though
because tensions are high now a days...
great write ❤
I have a personality that handles business as well
my alter ego and yours should write together
this bloody fantastic...
you make me smile on a serious note this covid is no joke
I wear my mask and keep my distance
some people just don't care...
you got to check them without causing a fistfight though
because tensions are high now a days...
great write ❤
14th Dec 2020 8:21pm
Dear Crimsin, thank you for your wonderful comment and for adding to your RL.
It's great that we can go to our alter egos or other persona's to speak our minds freely. I just like mine to keep it real and spout the truth. I know some folks do speak their mind and do it nicely but sometimes they just need to be told harshly.
It's great that we can go to our alter egos or other persona's to speak our minds freely. I just like mine to keep it real and spout the truth. I know some folks do speak their mind and do it nicely but sometimes they just need to be told harshly.
13th Dec 2020 4:08pm
14th Dec 2020 8:24pm
16th Dec 2020 1:35am
Asshole Stranger-Danger!
They are indeed assholes who believe they are above the law, Wally. I used to just think it was prevalent in the south; but, nope, the disease has spread nationwide.
They are indeed assholes who believe they are above the law, Wally. I used to just think it was prevalent in the south; but, nope, the disease has spread nationwide.
19th Dec 2020 00:27am
It really does seem like it's everywhere, people think it's taking away from their freedom but all they're just being selfish and egotistical. It's the reason why this thing hasn't gone away.
Let's keep our fingers crossed for 2021.
Let's keep our fingers crossed for 2021.
