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HE STOOD OUT A MILE
'He stood out a mile',
she said, with a smile,
'walking, hand in hand,
naked on the sand.
'We were on a beach
that was out of reach,
where skinny dipping
was an allowed thing. '
I laughed, 'Upon that
I could hang my hat!'!
I gave it a try;
he batted no eye.
'For my hat's wide brim
well protected him,
Oh how his third leg
made a good hat peg!'
'Thus we carried on
our walk in the sun
while breeze blew my hair
round everywhere!'
''Breeze changed direction;
off his erection
my hat blew away
out onto the bay!'
she said, with a smile,
'walking, hand in hand,
naked on the sand.
'We were on a beach
that was out of reach,
where skinny dipping
was an allowed thing. '
I laughed, 'Upon that
I could hang my hat!'!
I gave it a try;
he batted no eye.
'For my hat's wide brim
well protected him,
Oh how his third leg
made a good hat peg!'
'Thus we carried on
our walk in the sun
while breeze blew my hair
round everywhere!'
''Breeze changed direction;
off his erection
my hat blew away
out onto the bay!'
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