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Switched Toilet Paper

I didnít want to
My brand of soft is hard to get
My wife reminds me we switched before  
I donít remember  
Should have charted it
Who gives a shit about my ass
We discuss the details before bed
30 years of marriage  
32 including dating  
Affection
Ultra soft
Ultra plush
Amp it up baby  
Mega roll
Get it while you can
PoetSpeak
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Humor drives this man
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