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Switched Toilet Paper
I didn’t want to
My brand of soft is hard to get
My wife reminds me we switched before
I don’t remember
Should have charted it
Who gives a shit about my ass
We discuss the details before bed
30 years of marriage
32 including dating
Affection
Ultra soft
Ultra plush
Amp it up baby
Mega roll
Get it while you can
My brand of soft is hard to get
My wife reminds me we switched before
I don’t remember
Should have charted it
Who gives a shit about my ass
We discuss the details before bed
30 years of marriage
32 including dating
Affection
Ultra soft
Ultra plush
Amp it up baby
Mega roll
Get it while you can
Published 22nd Nov 2020
Author's Note
Humor drives this man
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22nd Nov 2020 1:46pm
22nd Nov 2020 1:58pm
22nd Nov 2020 5:14pm
A good spouse is someone you can discuss bodily functions with....! 😉
I hope your ass adjusts soon.
I hope your ass adjusts soon.
22nd Nov 2020 5:53pm
22nd Nov 2020 9:35pm
23rd Nov 2020 00:07am
24th Nov 2020 4:14am
As long as you two don't fight about the toilet paper going over or under when it's hanged...
Funny stuff Poet.
Funny stuff Poet.
24th Nov 2020 2:50pm
It’s always fun to write about one’s ass or just being one !!!!
Fun one to write
Thx Wally
Fun one to write
Thx Wally
25th Nov 2020 2:03am
Humor drives a man further away from insanity
Laughter is so good for the soul
And so is having someone with whom you can talk about Everything, Anything, and Nothing
Hope your longevity rolls on
Laughter is so good for the soul
And so is having someone with whom you can talk about Everything, Anything, and Nothing
Hope your longevity rolls on
25th Nov 2020 2:49am
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