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The Wedding Surprise

She opened the door of my room
And asked if I was the young groom  
I said, “Yes, I am”  
She said, “I’ll be damn”  
“May I come in and play you a tune?”  
 
I said, “It was time for my wedding”  
As she hopped on my bed now spreading  
She said, “Come inside  
For just one more ride  
My specialty is wedding wrecking”  
 
We fucked and we fucked really fast  
The music was starting at last  
I ran down the hall  
In time for the call  
My first wedding night was a blast  
 
Afterward I stood in wet pants  
To greet all the guests for the dance  
Then who should appear  
To offer a beer?  
The lady I fucked was an aunt
Written by LostViking (Lost Viking)
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A humorous look at wedding wrecking.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
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