Covid Be Like...

 
The other day…

As I was standing in the checkout line at the supermarket
Two men started to have a conversation out loud
Suddenly one of them said “no one can tell me what do
If I want, I can have forty friends come over right now…”

I bit my tongue, paid for my food, went home and pondered
But then I said fuck it, I couldn’t let my mind be at ease
How about if I let Walter’s alter ego, my old amigo
Do what he do best, but this time pretend he’s the disease

So Covid be like…

I am released when assholes like these think their shit doesn’t stink
Having gatherings around this time without seeing the link
Talking about, “whatever, whatever, I’ll do what I want”
This prick is gonna feel sick when I drop by all nonchalant

You see, I’ve been commissioned by God and the Devil himself
Along with the Angel of Death unless you’re cheerfully deaf
I don’t give a fuck about color, beliefs or social class
But with little punk bitches like you I’ll go hard on your ass

I dare you numskull, throw your party mister smarty pants
So when you and your guests put on the music and start to dance
You will all be feeling good because you’re surrounded by friends
That’s when I’ll creep on you and spread this pestilence

Though at first I don’t show up all scary or frightening and shit
People are all happy, turnt like it’s going to be epic and lit
I’ll be like “hey hey motherfuckers let’s get this bash started”
But Death is checking off his list for the future departed

When you’re kissing your girlfriend or spouse or whoever’s around
I’ll enter your lungs and set up a long extended campground
But then I won’t stop there, I’ll go everywhere with your family
I’m a global tragedy, don’t you comprehend the gravity?

You won’t feel the symptoms right away but know there are plenty,
Wait a tick dick, what does your mask say? Trump twenty-twenty?
So agent orange told you not to be afraid of the spread
Now I have more work to do because of dummies like you, knucklehead

In about seven to ten days you’ll feel a pain in your chest
Then you’ll think about that get-together and all of those guests
And when you’re all blue in the face and have a purplish tongues
Don’t worry, that prick you feel is just me hard fucking your lungs

Maybe when you feel the pain you’ve never ever felt before
You’ll think about your selfish actions for what you said at the store
But I’ll spread to anyone and everyone you’ve ever known
Then Death might take them away and you will be left all alone

Hey asshat, Death and I work hand in hand if you don’t understand
Society suffers because of idiots like you duped by a con man
Wake the fuck up, wear your mask and maintain social distance
Or else the disease will erase your bitch ass from existence

Wallyroo92, back to you…

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Thank you, Walter’s alter ego, my old amigo

Stay tuned folks, the second wave is coming
Please stay safe, be patient, and have faith we will get through this