The Fashion Police

Life is ....  
what it is    
beautiful    
It's sacred, too    
    
And then...    
here comes    
the Fashion Police    
lurking in so many places  
Oh gawd, they're here    
I think they are actually    
smirking in my direction    
     
Oh yeah...    
Finally, after years    
of what I thought    
was updating my wardrobe    
with lots of matching pieces    
here they come    
to embarrass me    
     
I'm sure ....    
they have    
come to arrest me    
or even worse    
ruin my life    
for some ungodly sin    
     
They....    
had the gall    
to tell me that    
only older women    
like myself, of course    
still wear matching outfits  
and that those    
In the know    
even wear shoes and    
purses in contrasting colors  
     
I...    
Never saw    
This one coming    
I swear that I didn't know  
I never got the memo that  
 we women were in    
for such a drastic change    
     
So....    
Sue me you facist    
Fashion Police    
I really have to say    
that's all messed up    
They only blinked their eyes    
It's when I blurted out "Who cares!"  
they slapped them  
handcuffs on my wrists.