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Ode to Garbanzo Beans

 


Oh, Garbanzo, you sound like a strange
Little country located in
Western Asia.
But no!
Garbanzo, beans,
Tasty for me, delicious on a pan,
Slow cooked with garlic and olive oil,
Simmering in paprika
Cheep cheep!
A freshly hatched chick.....pea!
Chick~pea? So it's a busty blonde, about 5'5"?
NO! It's a tasty little tan colored protein ball,
When ground up, it's a good hummus,
Just add a little lemon! And tahini,
Good times, good times.
Written by asbr808 (Anthony R)
Published
Author's Note
Me: what's the first word that comes to mind.
My friend: penis
me: ok what's the second word to come to mind.
my friend: uhhhhhhhh bean
me: perfect inspiration...
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