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[ WotD ] Faux Blown Lesbo

      
I meet her on display        
at the auto show        
        
Later, we rendezvous        
at the local LGBTQ bar;        
she plies me with wine        
       
Now, when it comes to dykes        
she comes off as a muscle car        
---real fine as rides go      
       
but later that evening        
when she hikes her skirt up ...        
       
boy!        
       
was I in for a surprise!        
       
There between her thighs?        
       
Quite the dillysmacker!        
to describe in a single word    
her tiny turbocharged dildo  
       
Upon further inspection        
I saw through "his" lies;        
he was an illywhacker        
if there ever was one        
       
Yet, I bend over anyway        
saying, Fuck it        
       
deciding that if God        
in his infinite wisdom        
for whatever reason today        
gave me a lemon---        
I might as well make        
creative use of t[his] con's  
centrated lim'n-aid        
       
   
   
 
Written by MaryWalker
Published | Edited 9th Nov 2021
Author's Note
for the thread "DU Word of the Day. Enter with Enthusiasm" @
https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/speakeasy/read/11582/
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