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Skin itch cure

Caffeine, in the dose range of 100milligrams, or nicotine in the 4 milligram range may cause pleasure in human adults.
However the intended function was to sicken any creature that tried to make a meal out of that plant
Caffeine, as well as nicotine evolved in plants, to keep themselves from being eaten.

Chewing bugs and  grazing animals consuming the plant soon would become nauseated.
Caffeine would prevent the plant
from being excessively eaten.
 
The skin itch cure, relies on the fact that microscopic mites are chewing away on your skin.
The cure is to take one's  morning cup of Joe,
dip a sponge into your coffee
and commence scrubbing it
onto thy skin
Scrub that coffee
Onto  itchy bastards
chase them down
on pubic hair
On the scalp.
Beard and eyelids
  
 A bug bath in expresso,
overdosing their nerve cells, what
few they have or need to do their
various bitings , creeps and crawls  
 
The dose is quite lethal for such tiny fellows,
dispatching them
to the great relief  
of the human host.
 
rabbitquest
Written by rabbitquest
Published | Edited 21st Oct 2020
Author's Note
I had had just about enough of being eaten alive
I said to myself over my morning cup of coffee
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