The Love Story Of Hero, Crystal, and Ruby
Hello, Hero won't you step right in?
Crystal just left to put on her face
You know how spastic she's been.
Dearest Hero, the tea is just in,
Won't you sit down and have a glass?
We haven't met but I've seen you before.
Passed in the halls but I missed that class.
Have a silver spoon to stir the 'mile
I do hope it isn't too hot
Not too unbearable to feel.
Connecting the dots seems too reaching
Especially since the year's been insane
But Hero, I'm not the Mad Hatter,
You're not Alice... It's a pity you feel no pain.
Crystal's friend Ruby was here by and by
With each ticking hour the air got heavy
Like Romeo and Juliet they laid down to die.
Funny thing about stories is that their essence lives on
But you arrogant whore, you selfish, conniving bitch.
You brought your charm all the way from Satan's shady uncle
To turn Crystal faceless and Ruby into a broken on and off switch.
Crystie, my love, I've seen you so many ways.
Your tongues filled with lies and Ruby's goodbyes,
But I saw a mere ghost of you and Ruby today.
Hero, you're in. You're up like a Broadway star.
When the curtains close, and you know they will,
Hell is only child's play to the place you belong
You're just a terrible script that I cannot maim or kill.
Ruby, Ruby, I love you still.
Click, click, there's no place like home.
Ruby, Ruby, that rabbit's died in it's hole.
Riddles and rhymes won't make more time...
Whatever world you're in, Ruby... Please come home.