Huge fuck up

Huge fuck up

Oh that would be lovely, thank you for a lovely drink, it seemed an innocent gesture, not so much now that's what i think

I woke up in a dark room, I'm chained tight to a bed, i can here voices outside the door, I've a pounding in my head

I should have known it was to go to be true, a stunning girl bought me a drink, now I'm cold and petrified i feel I'm on the brink

On the brink of something bad, I'm a prisoner in a cell, no way of getting loose, no body i can tell

Oh shit the noises have stopped, someone's coming through the door, i pray that they dont kill me, what the fuck am i here for

Light bursts into the room, i squint to see my captives face, its the girl from the club last night, my heart begins to race

She's dressed up in PVC, she has high boots and holds a whip, she stands there and stares at me, one hand upon her hip

With a flick of her wrist the whip goes crack, i pull back awash with fear, she leans in very close and whispers in my ear

"Welcome to my world of pain, be prepared to get real hurt, I'm in charge of you now, you dirty little squirt"

Then she asked me questions, am i single or a family man, i told her i was single, i tried to act like I was a man

But inside i was shaking, the fear began to grow, would i ever get out from this, the answer i did not know

"So you are a single man, no partner in your life, no one to miss you then, there will be no grieving wife"

I gulped now really scared, I'm sure I'm gonna die, tears rolled down face, as i just began to cry

Then the door burst open, i heard a voice i knew so well, it belonged to my girlfriend and she was mad as hell

She was screaming right in my face, saying i was singles such a lie, i tried to say i was saying anything, i didn't want to die

But i knew i was busted, she explained it was a sting, a set up to see if I'd take a drink, whilst my girlfriend wore my ring

She told me it was over, she threw the handcuff key and ring on the floor, both girls stormed out of the room, i was alone again once more

I guess it's what i deserved, for hunting for a piece of spare, boys if a girl offers you a drink, just remember and take care

It might be a loyalty test, your girl might have set up a sting, my advice is play whilst your single, then get your girl a ring

Ron