Routinely playing the peasants like a fiddle, while smirkingly watching them happily dance to their social betters' jig!

 
By Stanley Collymore,

The Cambridge duo to state
it bluntly, are not notably
good looking, are vastly
bereft of any noticeable talent  
whatsoever, and undeniably
aren't especially intelligent.
In fact, they're quite bland  
and distinctly irritatingly  
boring! So why is it then  
that loads of seemingly  
ordinary Britons - but  
categorically remove
me instantaneously
from their number
of sycophants  - do  
compulsively opt  
to so ludicrously  
grovel to them?

Quite intriguing to watch!
For what is it that your  
obsequious bunch of  
pillocks think makes them  
special? Other than your  
delusional assumptions  
regarding their lot and  
closely linked to their  
known, passionately
instilled-assertions,,
they're descended  
undeniably from  
peerlessly more  
premeditatedly
ruthless, quite  
emphatically
incestuously  
inbred, and
inimically
scheming  
in matters financial;
set of white tribal
leaders than you
and your also
dim-witted
ancestors
clearly
were.

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
30 September 2020.


Author's Comments:
I couldn't help wondering why there was just this one solitary white boy in Kate's latest and desperate PR stunt; this time concentrating on the scouts and girl guides.

Have the other boys all voluntarily but, nevertheless, surreptitiously decided to join the girl guides, Katie?