Stop this lying and hurtful denial! And admit that you are my biological daddy.

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Based on the first born order  
of things it does make one  
wonder who is the real  
Monarch of the UK. Since the  
very concept of a monarchy  
is itself: a despicable, quite  
self-indulgent, irrefutably  
outdated and notoriously  
hypocritical, institution.  
Bearing that in mind, it  
did have an element of  
acceptable legitimacy  
when two competing  
combatants desirous  
of fulfilling this role  
did bravely face off  
against each other  
'till a conspicuous  
winner emerged.  
 
Nevertheless, every child has  
a clear moral right to know  
who its biological parents
were, or if still alive, are!  
And I personally am quite happy  
to see dispensed with the cruel  
connotations associated with  
illegitimacy and colloquial  
bastardy. And these kinds  
of definitions completely  
replaced with, the term  
love child! Other than  
when of course, used  
to mean: all useless  
politicians, equally  
UK, civil servants;  
odious jobsworth  
council workers;  
ingrained racist  
coppers and an  
amalgamation  
of identically,  
doltish Daily  
Mail reared  
likeminded  
sick minds  
with their  
obsessed
network  
of trolls.  
 
Complemented with  
a number of sport  
adjudicators. In
essence and likewise  
absolute fairness as  
well to all of these  
adversaries, the  
vital reference  
and inclusion  
crucially too  
of football  
referees!  
 
After all in deciding that  
an offspring born out  
of wedlock should  
be classified as a  
love child and not be called  
a bastard, unfortunately  
that terminology, how-
ever, fails to conjure  
up the very same  
resonance and  
rather caustic  
implications  
deliberately  
wished for,  
so doesn't  
have the  
obvious  
ring or  
 
the greatly desired effect  
when of dire necessity  
it has to be urgently  
and also vitriolically  
thrown, as a fitting  
example of quite  
deep disgust for  
the behaviour  
displayed by  
notoriously  
prejudiced  
allegedly:
foot-ball  
referees.  
So one would hardly  
call such a partisan  
reprobate, in the  
heat of a soccer  
match, a love  
child would  
they, now?  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
12 September 2020.  
 
Author's Remarks:  
Every child should legally and morally have the irrefutable right to accurately know on request who their biological parents were or are, as well as the exact circumstances of their actual birth and their attendant upbringing if the latter wasn't undertaken by their proven natural parents! Since the ramifications of consistently living a lie, as frequently happens in bastardized Britain, are far more injurious than knowing the unvarnished truth.  
 
And to basically assist this process every  UK child should in future be DNA tested at birth and for that result legally and circumspectly matched against the DNA of the child's stated biological parents. That done and with everything, is as claimed, only then can those persons claiming to be that child's parents be annotated on the said child's official and legal birth certificate as its biological parents.  
 
However, when none of this can be officially and scientifically proved; the child is an abandoned one directly after a secretive birth, or adopted, a distinctly separate but official and legal birth certificate must be initiated with all these relevant details, and most crucially the child's DNA.  
 
All biological parents willingly or otherwise finding themselves in their situation must be legally from the very outset responsible for the financial  upkeep of that child - regardless of the circumstances in which the child was sired and conceived - until that child reaches the legal age of majority  and likewise, unless there are compelling reasons to the contrary, have an equal say in that child's upbringing. However, on attaining adulthood what relationship a child has with its biological parents should be a matter entirely up to those who're directly involved.  
 
Personally I don't give a shit about hereditary titles: all of which are absolutely vainglorious and vilely meaningless to me from my honest perspective, and what those who hold them or the idiotic prats that so fawningly bask in them because their evidently pathetic lives are patently and quite significantly themselves so totally and fucking well useless and dismally lacking in all self-worth, is completely up to them.  
 
A staunch meritocrat I'm however all in favour of national or international awards being justly and on sole merit being awarded to those who justifiably earned them. However, on the recipient's death neither these nor the status associated with them should ever be passed on in any way, least of all so hereditarily, to somebody biologically related to that recipient, who individually and self-evidently never earned them.  
 
Finally, in terms of parental property biological parents should be legally free to bequeath to whosoever they like, and choose to do so, what in life they honestly acquired through their manifest skills, brilliant endeavour, hard work and natural ability.  
 
Not be forced to have the industrious fruits of their labour as well as their life's work arbitrarily or else rather compulsorily against their expressed wishes handed down basically hereditarily to someone or persons whom they probably and justifiably detest, is an absolute bone idle and lazy waste of space - ring any bells with your Daily Mail, Daily Express and your own laughably favoured future king and his Stepford wife, compliant broodmare consort? - and all the more so if that biological parent did commendably support that child up to adulthood.  
 
In short: Ditch your rather twisted mindset and speedily get off your lazy, good for nothing asses and, accordingly, make your own way in this world! No one owes you a living after you've become an adult. But regrettably there's an abundance of such pathetic and despicably social climbing, entitlement believers assholes throughout the length and breadth of Britain who together with their usual obsequiously fawning, lowlife Useful Idiots plebeians could do Britain and the rest of the world a huge service by collectively topping themselves!  
 
As for Delphine Boeal she has every right to know who her biological father is - even if he's a cowardly, selfish, self-indulgent, pompous, clearly arrogant, pathetic, self-entitled prat pretending to be otherwise than what he actually is - but even so, I nevertheless can't help logically thinking that Delphine Boeal is considerably more obsessed with all the hereditary and allegedly "royal " paraphernalia that she thinks she missed out on than anything else. To which I most unapologetically say : Get a real and meaningful life Delphine Boeal! Not desperately yearn, as you're quite obviously and observably doing, for a patently make believe one.