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Right From The Start

 
Look, I know it’s not going to be perfect,
I’m going to fuck up every now and then,
I’ll own up to my mistakes but also expect,
I might just get under your skin.
 
I’ll act a fool to make you laugh and titter,
Even during those times I’ll make you mad,
And it may just happen so don’t be bitter,
You know I’m clown so you shouldn’t be sad.
 
I vow to do my honey do’s without a frown,
I promise I’ll have a smile or at least a grin,
I’ll make sure to leave the toilet seat down,
After all the times I’ve heard you fall in.
 
I’ll get all the spiders and bugs that scare you,
I’ll even go out of my way to find any others,
And when we do something important for you…
I won’t give you no lip when we go to your mother’s.
 
No subject will ever be too taboo to discuss,
I want to make sure we don’t have any tension,
Now, if a juicy big booty is passing by us,
I’ll wait until you to bring it to my attention.
 
Whenever you ask me to be honest,
I’ll be brutally sincere so as not to scoff,
But if you bring up your weight I promise,
I’m biased so I’m going to lie my ass off.
 
I’m going to love you till the end of time,
Or as they say until death does us a part,
But if I drive you crazy it may be a sign,
So I’m just warning you right from the start.
Author's Note
For the Honest Marital Vows comp
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