(un)CONVENTION(al) METAPHORICAL RAG

spin your bullshit    
into sugar      
make it tickle      
on my tongue      
other truth      
don't taste good, honey      
swing me 'til i know      
i'm swung      
      
whose the hero      
in this shit storm      
has the biggest  
tummy-tum      
love the way      
you love me, bunny      
rub me      
'till my biscuits hum      
     
i'm so tired      
of fake news, baby      
tune me into      
some new hue      
i can't swallow      
all this lovin'      
bite it more      
than i can chew      
     
kiss it gentle      
on the button      
spin it 'round      
and bend the screw      
i know you      
will stand behind me      
that's the way      
you always do