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Sittin'
A Parody of Otis Redding’s “(Sittin’ On) The Dock Of The Bay
Sittin’ on the cock of the day
Pair of balls slappin’ my face
Watchin’ his dick slide in
Then I’ll watch it slide right out again
Ooh
I’m just sittin’ on the cock of the day
Watchin’ my thighs shake his thang
Ooh
I’m Sittin’ on the cock of the day
In my ass
Left my spot in an orgy
Headin’ for the bathroom stall
Couldn’t make it to the toilet
Blood and shit all over the wall
Ooh
Now I’m just shittin’ on the cock of the day
Wipin’ my ass with his face
Ooh
Shittin’ on the cock of the day
Catchin’ AIDS
Looks like he already came
Shot his load straight into my brain
I can’t see with seamen all over my face
So I guess I’ll just clear the drain
Sittin’ here strokin’ my bone
Wish my parents would leave me alone
Always knockin’ on the door
Dirty socks all over the floor
Wish I was suckin’ on the cock of the day
Give my prolapsed asshole a break
Suckin’ on the cock of the day
In my mouth
08/26/2020
Sittin’ on the cock of the day
Pair of balls slappin’ my face
Watchin’ his dick slide in
Then I’ll watch it slide right out again
Ooh
I’m just sittin’ on the cock of the day
Watchin’ my thighs shake his thang
Ooh
I’m Sittin’ on the cock of the day
In my ass
Left my spot in an orgy
Headin’ for the bathroom stall
Couldn’t make it to the toilet
Blood and shit all over the wall
Ooh
Now I’m just shittin’ on the cock of the day
Wipin’ my ass with his face
Ooh
Shittin’ on the cock of the day
Catchin’ AIDS
Looks like he already came
Shot his load straight into my brain
I can’t see with seamen all over my face
So I guess I’ll just clear the drain
Sittin’ here strokin’ my bone
Wish my parents would leave me alone
Always knockin’ on the door
Dirty socks all over the floor
Wish I was suckin’ on the cock of the day
Give my prolapsed asshole a break
Suckin’ on the cock of the day
In my mouth
08/26/2020
Published 26th Aug 2020
Author's Note
This one goes out to Louis C.K.
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27th Aug 2020 8:26am
Thanks Danny 😉
I got the idea from Louis C.K. in this video:
https://youtu.be/8J0RQ4A3jvE
My brother and I started riffing off the bit and it just started snowballing from there. Before we knew it, we had a whole song and the chords to go with it.
I got the idea from Louis C.K. in this video:
https://youtu.be/8J0RQ4A3jvE
My brother and I started riffing off the bit and it just started snowballing from there. Before we knew it, we had a whole song and the chords to go with it.
29th Aug 2020 8:45am
