The 5 impossible W's

Who can lick their elbow?
Who can steal when they barrow?
Who can peel a pepper?
Who can shave a leper
 
What can live on venus?
What can be stupid and be a genius?
What can walk with no legs?
What can play lite brite with no pegs?
 
Why do feet smell without a nose?
Why do you  live in the desert, and own a water hose?
Why do you sneeze with both eyes closed?
Why do you see the same doctor when he misdiagnosed?
 
When are breathing but your dead?
When are you listened to; when nothing is said?
When are you at Wal-Mart, and never alone?
When are you rich, and still need a loan?
 
Where are the trappers at the zoo?
Where are you that has no view?
Where are leaves with no tree?
Where are the lifetime brakes with no guarantee?
 
Things that are impossible to everybody and everything!