Creative Insults

 
(Please feel free to use one or all of them)

Ass Gas Ventilator
Amputee Fuck Bandit
Cock-late Chip Cookie Crumb
Tampon Cheese Burger
Shit Filled Picnic Basket
Penis Wipe Rag
Tummy Banana Juice Swallower
Southern Fried Ball Nugget
Jizzless Limp Boner
Brown Mattress Stain
Hungry Fanny Muncher
Micro-Dick Stretcher
Bitch Anal Gobbler
Douche Salad Sandwich
Poon-Tang Fart Diddler
Diseased Nut Slime
Hairy Vagina Wrangler
Prophylactic Piss Packer
Whore Butt Plug
Green Slut Fungus
Mother French Tickler
Camp Sissy Fondler
Wench Breast Jammer
Crap Bubble Globule
Nipple Suction Drainer
Anus Flaps folder
Drooling Retard Slammer
Painful Jerk Twister
Food Waste Trash Wipe
Spaniel Ear Tit Sniffer
Gooey Snot Miner
Scum Prostitute Pincher
Diaper Hole Evacuation
Granny Pantie Shitter
Wooden Pecker Lover
Organic Cooch Farmer
Baldy Twat Lick Scooper
Mouthy Tongue Skank
Torn Rectum Rodger-er
Huge Weiner Jockey
Fat Camel-toe Wader
Fetus Monster Cannibal
Three Legged Donkey Clit
Overgrown Ho Gardner
Kilt Wearing Sheep Blower
Ball-Sack Puffy Lips
Meaty Twinkle Cave
Smelly Pussy Junkie
Testicle Sac Swinger
Dildo Blow-Jobber
Chunky Monkey Prick
Low Hanging Bucket Scrotum
Tuff Muff Biter
Ugly Warty Pus Face
Choking Pube Eater
Morbidly Obese Sperm Waffle
Poop Enema Sucker
Raging Butt Crammer
Mighty Porky Munch
Elephant Faeces Licker
Beef Trouser Knuckle
Queef Addict in Therapy
Virginal Clown Shoes
Vomit Carrot Chunk
Garbage Frigid Ride
Fresh Cadaver Bagger
Lunatic Badger Bother-er
LongHorn Rhino Rapist
Gangrenous Syphilitic Lump
Open Sore On A Rats Arse