Steps to Nothingness

Steps to nothingness: keep on the off grass, steal a pack of gum, trip your schoolmate, leave a mess, jaywalk, litter, graffiti, bully a 4th grader, refuse vegetables, eat ice cream, drink pop, call it soda, cough on your friend, vandalize a sign, steal a sign, stay out past 10, stay up till 12, sleep in till 11, miss school, miss church, dress slobby, look disheveled, don’t shower, don’t floss, don’t brush your teeth, don’t flush, don’t wipe, dribble pee everywhere, eat homework, skip school, bite people, scream, yell, whine, throw a tantrum, screenshot private DMs, hit a dog, hit a cat, hit your mom, hit your brother, hit your ugly mirror, ragequit, smash a controller, smash a TV, smash a window, break your leg, break your arm, break your brain, make a shank, bring it to school, get thrown out, get sent to juvie, make a better shank, make toilet wine, make a fifi, wear a condom, get a tattoo, get a lip piercing, get a nasal piercing, get an eyeball tattoo, get in fights, get your ass beat, get your ass filled, join a gang, beat their ass, fill their ass, get thrown in solitary, go crazy, go sane, start a riot, kidnap the guards, kill the snitches, kill the chomos,  get the SWAT called in, offer to negotiate, kill the hostages, declare independence, get tear gassed, get arrested, get life, get sent to state pen, start preaching, start speeching, gather a following, start a cult, read Marx, read Lenin, read Milton and Chuck Tingle, act on best behavior, get the media’s support, get the people’s support, get paroled, get pardoned, buy land, build a church, name it after yourself, gather new recruits, set up Spectrum, internet outage, include diatribes against Spectrum, make uniforms, make an organized operation, start a political wing, start a paramilitary wing, set up a training camp, set up a spy ring, infiltrate political groups, infiltrate the military, infiltrate Boy and Girl Scout groups, steal the secrets, bake cookies, start fundraisers, acquire guns, acquire surplus army vehicles, find secrets, blackmail politicians, blackmail CEOs, get investigated by journalists, kill journalists, feed their bodies to tigers, buy out the town, convert everyone, remove those who don’t, attract the attention of the authorities, start an overseas venture, get it kicked out, make drugs, sell drugs, get in cartel disputes, kill your enemies, learn Spanish, take over Mexico, officially become a threat to global peace, bomb and get bombed, terrorize and get bombed, raze villages and also get bombed, look like the innocent and good types, get support, kick out the invaders, launch an attack from within, overwhelm the police and national guard, seize NORAD, seize nuclear missiles, invade Canada, invade South America, get nuked, don’t let good nukes go to waste, nuke back, suffer from MAD, never study Game Theory, rebuild civilization according to you, create a hierarchical Fascist state, create a general and scientist class, create a soldier class, create a worker class, create a farmer class, wage wars, conquer tribes, create a slave class, kill the old, kill the infirm, kill the weak, eat all of the above, salt your long pork too much, pillage more, rape more, pilfer pre-war government labs, find an Entropic Annihilator Reactor, repair it, refurbish it, rewire it, restart it, go critical, reach the Antholo Constant, bypass thermodynamics, break the Antholo constant, warp space and time, warp reality, warp destiny, find a pocket a universe, build a home, tend a garden, destroy the original universe, come back, bask in nothingness…
...reset the universe, become God, stay in your home, reshape the universe in your image, realize your destiny, attain Heaven, laugh at the Jojo reference.
Then kill yourself.