Causation Sans Correlation is Just Panic Porn

Lady liberty
was fed house arrest  
therapy  
 
They said 15 days  
 
for flatter curves  
...and after 15 days  
 
She was forbidden  
from even one more  
 
day to be free  
lest any perish  
 
on less than  
side-effects  
 
and she lost big  
 
Millions of years  
in fact  
 
but just as she  
was sideswiped  
into lockdown coma  
 
one party claimed 
a club for violence  
 
so they could grab  
accord
to pull her life support