[ LGBTQ ] Get Your Drag On

Pack your black magic bags  
Hit the yellow bricks, Hags
I'm here, I'm queer, off the wall  
mirror, mirror --- bewitching  
in any sequined rags  
 
Bitches, please---  
broomstick around too long  
---I'll smack your witch selfies up  
 
It's Drag On  
 
Take your morbid Morticia  
Addams app'led glamathon  
on Instagram and move along  
---highheel it outta town  
 
Bitches, please---  
broomstick around too long  
---I'll smack your witch selfies down  
 
It's Drag On  
 
Fly in the sky, while the fault  
in your stars is that you were built  
for the bars, not the runway like  
moi; and there ain't room enough  
in this Emerald City for your  
mascara'd gruesome Grimhilde  
kind of pretty, my pretties  
 
Bitches.  just.  please.