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No Thing Like It Used To Be / Oh, Shit......
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Pleas excuse my grossness, my vulgarity, (my frankness, my, indeed, fearlessness )
It has been brought to me, by god's intention(s), that this Must be aired in an
open forum.
My shit, (yes, litter'ally) my excrement, has changed in the last year.
It has gone from over 66 years of relative textural normalcy, to a greasy uncleanable, (by normal means), atrocious mess.
No matter how much t.p. is used, (necessitating 2-3 flushes), the (sh)it is much maddening, (Sh)it is damn near mortifying. The sh'it won't fckng go away.
Pre-moistened wipes. Forget it. Each "movement" requires a full shower be taken. Nonetheless, feel dirty (shitty) damnear all the time.
Most folks my age express frustration with either constipation or incontinence. Me? I have never had a constipated day in my Life.
i'm chronic greasy'ass.
Again, my apologies if I have been offensive to any 'community standards', butt I can't keep it inside. "It" must come out. Must be expressed !
With that, I will get off the toilet, take a shower, (wash my arse!), and go about My Day.
Thanks for your indulgence.
LOVE, dkzk
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Pleas excuse my grossness, my vulgarity, (my frankness, my, indeed, fearlessness )
It has been brought to me, by god's intention(s), that this Must be aired in an
open forum.
My shit, (yes, litter'ally) my excrement, has changed in the last year.
It has gone from over 66 years of relative textural normalcy, to a greasy uncleanable, (by normal means), atrocious mess.
No matter how much t.p. is used, (necessitating 2-3 flushes), the (sh)it is much maddening, (Sh)it is damn near mortifying. The sh'it won't fckng go away.
Pre-moistened wipes. Forget it. Each "movement" requires a full shower be taken. Nonetheless, feel dirty (shitty) damnear all the time.
Most folks my age express frustration with either constipation or incontinence. Me? I have never had a constipated day in my Life.
i'm chronic greasy'ass.
Again, my apologies if I have been offensive to any 'community standards', butt I can't keep it inside. "It" must come out. Must be expressed !
With that, I will get off the toilet, take a shower, (wash my arse!), and go about My Day.
Thanks for your indulgence.
LOVE, dkzk
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Published 6th Aug 2020
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6th Aug 2020 3:42pm
have you considered a bidet ? personally, I think you're right, this needed to be written if it's what you're feeling. commiserations, mate ..
6th Aug 2020 4:40pm
Bidet----- i've never understood why USA crappers ain't got'em. They seem rather standard in Europe.
I don't have dough for any remodeling like that.
I don't have dough for any remodeling like that.
6th Aug 2020 5:04pm
6th Aug 2020 6:25pm
Beer? Wish I could imbibe there'in.
'Tis death to my Failing Heart if i get into that again.
yeah, i can probably drink one beer & get away with it.
But drinkin one beer is no fckn fun. I've got a high tolerance for alcohol, so it takes multiple bottles to get a buzz on.
'Tis death to my Failing Heart if i get into that again.
yeah, i can probably drink one beer & get away with it.
But drinkin one beer is no fckn fun. I've got a high tolerance for alcohol, so it takes multiple bottles to get a buzz on.
